POO
666 generative pixel pieces, stranger than the last.
Bonding-curve launch on µToken. Everybody poops. Few belong.
THE ORIGIN
deep below the timeline
#266 · the first to emerge
NOT CREATED.
EMERGED.
Deep below the timeline, in the forgotten corners of the chain, something moved. Not minted. Not summoned. They crawled out of the mempool — one pixel at a time.
666 of them made it out. Each stranger than the last. Each carrying traits no respectable collection would claim.
They don't remember being made. They only remember being many. The Janitor found them first. He didn't clean them up — he gave them a home. A throne.
Now they wait. And the pipes are humming…
THE PIECES
generated on-chain · layer by layer
WHAT IS POO FOR?
more than a pngThe Flush Pool
Stake your POO, earn the drip. Lock tiers, bigger stacks, serious rewards. The pool is being installed as we speak.
● Coming soonCouncil of Janitors
Holders govern. Every piece is a vote. The Janitor listens — sometimes. Decisions on drops, art, and the smell.
The Drop
666 pieces, 666 surprises. Holders get first claim on future drops. No whitelist. No bots. No mercy.
The Game
Pixel arena. Your piece fights for glory — and for loot. Rare traits fight better. The rest… fight dirtier.
THE FLUSH
The pipes are being laid. Soon you'll be able to lock your POO and let it work. The longer you hold it down, the harder it works for you.
HOW IT WORKS
bonding curve · no presale · no team allocationBuy on the curve
Every whole POO token you buy mints one piece from the on-chain layer set. Fractions never mint.
Price rises
Each buy pushes the curve up. Each sell burns pieces and brings it back down.
Graduation
At 1 ETH the curve graduates — liquidity moves to Uniswap v4, LP key burned. No rug, no lock.
LAUNCHING SOON
The collection goes live on utoken.gg. No whitelist, no presale — the curve starts at zero and the first buyers set the tone.
Open utoken.gg ↗